Kim
Fletcher's famous weekly pub diaries at Jameson's started
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Diary No. 191 Week of 20th October
2008 - 26th October 2008 Updated 30th October 2008
Please contact
Mr. Kim or Reception at Nova Park ........
Tel: (038) 415
304 - 8
It's
Raining, so stay inside the Pub
Great week
as ever at Jameson's, a great week means great
people. The George Again booze up on Tuesday
gave use wonderful start, although the following days drinking
with the Mighty Sam Peebles crowd was also
a spectacular to behold in fact an Odyssey,
usual suspects the Mighty Sam Peebles himself
Jameson's Football Captain Brian Abbott, The Fat Landlord
'Parachute' Kim Fletcher, Bryan Clayton, we had the
luxury of a long weekend with Ian (Lady Di) Harrington,
Dez the P.E Teacher, Johny Live Thailand's best hairdresser,
Captain Steve Ponter, who is also working away rounding
things up from the Jesters Care4Kids Charity Drive 2008,
whilst also getting ready for the 2009 edition,
Terry Schofield of No Fixed Abode. A big Thank you
to Steve Graham of ESC for his swift action
in helping Peter Mack and Brian Abbott. Nice
chatting to Paul Wilkinson of Four Winds about
my favorite subject Rock 'n' Roll. And I've got Geoff
to talk to about cricket live is good. Young
Paul, Joules, Young Steve, Dennis and Lek, Rob and Wit, Scottish
Derek, as opposed to Geordie Derek. Graham
(The Font of All Knowledge) MacDonald, Dennis and Geoff from
the Unquenchables, the full touring team will be here
in November. Now that is something to look
forward to. The arrival of the Betteridges
for a long weekend certainly put a sparkle about the weekend.
Helen is a model now you know, but still counts
her lemons. Rick Bryant the QPR fan, and the
rest of his Reading supporting crowd Harpic,
free goal scoring Jake, Paige and Abbi. (Hello
to Lisa Lurve), Jack Levy of MBL, Simon
and Debbie (nearly) Philbrook. The Franks always on
fine form, even better now that they have finished school. The
Pattaya Hash House Harriers crew Grand Master Spaghetti Head,
'Free Willy' and Gary. The wonderful Iain Corness
who will be taking over the sports room on Sunday 2nd
November for the Final and climatically Formula One Grand Prix.
Please check the sports schedule for timing, but I think the
race starts at 11.00 p.m. Stuart and Moo Young, Anthony,
Big David. No week would be complete without a visit
from Eoin and Shelley Quirke. Ray Matti is
still in Europe with Curly Wurly,
but the intended arrival back is the 4th November,
you have been warned, and where is that Root of All
Evil.
Lots
of good things happening this weekend, there will be a charity
walk (I'm being kind 'Pub Crawl') led by Kevin
Fisher (Mr. Charity). The Charity's
benefiting will be either for the children who need prosthetic
limbs or the British Legion, your choice. Kevin
always brings a cheery crowd, so that should be some fun.
Now the boys will be arriving through the door after the Bledsloe
Cup Rugby Game between New Zealand and Australia, this
game is looking like being the game of the season and not to
be missed. The program starts at 3.15 p.m.
so I imagine kick off at 3.30 p.m. The Carvery
will open at 2.00 p.m. (look at the pictures
to see how good that is). The game will be on every T.V. screen
with an English commentary. There are 17 screens
in Jameson's including the giant 100''x100''
screen in the sports room, three plasma screens, and the rest,
so you should be able to watch on one screen or other, but please
come early for a good seat. There is not much I can do when
all the seats are taken, and people arrive wanting seats. Dez,
and Graham will be arriving at 1 o’clock
to savor the Carvery and then seat back relaxed
to watch the game.
The other major sporting event on the telly this weekend is
the Brazilian Formula One Grand Prix which
is the highlight of the whole event, as it's the last race,
with all to play for The Race starts at 11 o’clock
in the evening. Join Dr. Iain in the
sports room for the full Jameson's effect.
For more expert opinion please look up Dr. Iain's Motor
Racing Column in the Pattaya Mail
at www.pattayamail.com
There
will of course also be Football and Cricket
all weekend as well please check our sports schedule for more
details. Wanchai our wonderful Landlord
has now developed a new side line of taking people on Fishing
Trips, and jolly good they are too, just ask Tony.
For more details please look up our events page.
George Again in the opening round of
the contest with a slight drinking problem
But George Again was still smiling,
and if you notice the evil glint in his eye, you just know,
that Nova Table had probably bitten off more than it could chew
George Again having finished his
drinks started buying drinks for Nova Table, you can tell by
the look on these poor saps faces they did not know what was
coming
Young Steve starts to feel the pressure
a bit at Nova Table. There are only shots of Steve in this predicament
as he was sitting opposite the Landlord, and I had the camera
Happy Faces at Jameson's
Scottish Derek and the staff go
wild
Nova Table on Tuesday waiting for
George. Dez, Mike Watkins, Young Paul, Johny Live on his diet
coke, Landlord Kim, and Bryan
The Poppy day appeal gathers momentum
with Jason, Eddie and Young Paul
The beginning of the end last Tuesday night when a few Cavaliers
sat round Nova Table, trying to think of a cunning plan to enliven
the evening what innocent dreams we had of a night of frivolous
folly. Eddie, Young Steve (who had come in for lunch), Young
Paul (with proper eyes), Fat Landlord Kim, Dez the Hat Salesman,
and Steve Hovi who had just popped in to return the banners
from the CUEL magnificent Golf Tournament, and was persuaded
to have one drink
Eddie saw that there could be a sticky situation here as one
drink led to well more than one drink. It was about this time
that George Again (he is called George Again because every time
a drink arrives in front of you, you ask the waitress where
it came from and she says George, and you say "What George
Again?) arrived and Kim came up with a Cunning Plan, very simple
really, like all the best plans are. We would simply buy George
a few (well actually lots) of drinks and then George would not
be able to buy us any back as he would have so many drinks in
front of him. Sounded good at the time
The situation drink wise at Nova Table gets worse
Reinforcements arrive in the shape of Geordie Derek and friends
Bryan Clayton uses a calculator to try and work out how many
drinks have been drunk each that night
Smiling Staff
Ple
J.J.
Pen
Fon
Smile for the camera please Eddie, Young Paul, Kim, Jason and
Dez
Ah Har it's Captain Bryan with his crew
Mutiny New Captain
Nice to hear from Lisa
Lurve, and Mottman this week, not
long before we see Colin, and hopefully not
long before we see the Lurve girl. Tony
and Iris will be bursting through the door any day
as will Big Dave Beckett. Rony Fineman
is back and running round like a maniac as usual. Blondie will be rushing round all week having
the time of her life, selling the poppies for Remberance
Day, don't forget this is a very good cause.
Nice to hear from Ian and Pat Dickson who are
deliriously happy in Australia, and send regards
to all (it will be a different story next year when England
obliterate Australia at Cricket!).
For some really good Rock 'n' Roll please go to www.youtube.com
and punch in Nutz/Rage and watch and listen
to Nutz playing 'Nature Intended' and
‘Cool Me Down', then after that you could punch
in 'Jameson's Pattaya' and see all sorts of
great clips from Paul Strachan from Pattaya Mail T.VS
on Jameson's.
Many points of debate often fly around Nova Table.
Was there a Jane on the Magic Roundabout? Is
Goofy a dog or a bear? Who is the worst bowler
to play in the Chang Mai Sixes? etc. On very
dear to the Root of All Evil's heart (A
Black Heart) is that Malcolm is still
convinced that man landed on the moon ........ Well we all know
that is ridicules, the Indians have just sent
an unmanned rocket to the moon, do you know why it is unmanned?
Because they can't get it to fly back, but apparently according
to Malcolm 40 years ago three blokes got in
an ship flew to the moon had a walk about, and then flew back.
I shall put this to Malcolm when he comes back
and see what his reaction is. I shall keep you informed.
As I write this it is Tuesday now known round
Nova as George's day (certainly
no Saint). You can see why because of the photos.
Wonderful e-mail from Woody announcing we have
crossed the Eight Million Baht raised mark.
How on earth can we top that with our 12th year in 2009?
To Geoff Evan's thanks for the texts, and the
hats are saving many a dry head in these rain storms we are
having. Hello to Colin Powell, Tony and Iris, Lisa Lurve,
and Big Dave Beckett. Bubbles should also pop into
the pub so I can tell him about Star Trek.
Don't forget to buy a Poppy, or Uncle
Bert from Tropical Bert's will be out to get you. If
you want to book a fabulous Fishing Trip please
see our events page, and book up with Skipper Wanchai.
Enough from me this week, Have a good one, Kim
The Black Sheep banished to the sports
room
The Grand Ship George Again arrives safely to victory at
Nova Table, and as you can see the staff welcomed him with open
arms
It's Poppy Day coming up, and your poppies are on sale in Jameson's.
We charge a minimum of 20 Baht per Poppy (although no change
will be given for 100 Baht notes). This event is run by the
British Legion and is a very worthy cause, War Veterans. Bert
he of Tropical Bert's organizes the whole thing, but at Jameson's
we like to help as best we can, so buy a Poppy and you get it
pinned on by your favorite member of staff
Brian Abbott, Terry Schofield of No Fixed Abode, and Jon Fox
of the wonderful Q Cars
After a slight accident with some red
wine Peter Mack has it all sorted out by the lovely Alice. Amazing
what Soda Water will do
Nova Table in it's natural element Graham MacDonald The Font
of All Knowledge arrives, as does J.K., and chief Reading Supporter
Harpic
Blondie puts on another Poppy with no pain involved
Rick starts to gather the QPR supporters round him
Once a year Kim gets a kiss off Greg, always a treat (as long
as it's once a year)
Happy Birthday Greg
The Sunday Roast. A wonderful selection of freshly Roasted
Meats on this occasion (Sunday) a choice of Roast Turkey, Roast
leg of Lamb, Roast Beef and Roast Pork with lots a crackling
a choice of nine vegetables, Yorkshire Pudding, soups a sold
bar, choice of desserts etc all for 350 Baht, all you can eat.
You can sit in the bar all day and go up to refill your plate
as often as you want no extra charge of there is something not
on the Carvery that you would like, ask the Chef and we will
get it on the Carvery as quick a impossible, that way you can
often get a roast joint straight out the oven to tuck into
Mr. and Mrs. John Kennedy, J.K and Tai to you, relax in
the library area
Happy Birthday to the lovely Charm
The Betteridges arrive and of course
carnage ensues, bringing with them Graham Watkins (all people
called Watkins seem to be really good people, Greg Watkins sent
The Landlord some really good brand new CD's this week, and
of course there's Spikey, Mike Watkins. And Paul Wilkinson was
in too who has kindly agreed already to sponsor the Jesters
Care4kids Charity Drive 2009 by Four Winds. This is great as
it means we have no transportation problems with raffle and
auction prizes. Next year the Jesters Care4Kids Fair will be
at the Diana Driving Range and Resort on Sunday 13th September
2009, followed by the Party Night at Jameson's on Saturday 19th
September 2009. Now don't anybody say I didn't give you enough
warning. It really has become an all year round event spoke
to Woody during the week, and he is already designing the stickers,
T-Shirts etc for next year
The most popular Mack in the bar
The high jinx start with Nova Table
rockin' into action with Dez the lovely Helen Betteridge (Hello
Lisa), Landlord Kim Fletcher, and Jameson's Football Captain,
and man in charge of all transport including sledges Brian Abbott
Happiness is Jameson's shaped
We are the Champions
A front row for Jameson's from an
unknown date Captain Steve Ponter, Dez and Kim
There is no better hang over cure
in the world better than a Bloody Mary made with V8, as Tony
is about to find out
Jameson's Hospital Ward for Sunday
Morning Hangovers
The pictures of last weeks Staff
Party are now up on the wall of Jameson's
Landlord Kim fly's the Jameson's
colors
Derek and G.P slip out for a quick
canoodle outside Jameson's
A Truly British Bike
Just
in as the Diary went to press, (well actually
when I tell a very patient Moo, she can actually
start organizing it all, the real work). I received this wonderful
e-mal from Woody. Over 8 Million
quite remarkable, and a brilliant effort from everybody. And so
onto 2009 andthe 12th Charity Drive
of the Jesters Care4Kids which next year will of course
be held at the Diana Driving Range and Resort on 13th
September 2009 followed by the Party Night at
Jameson's on Saturday 19th September 2009. For more information
please look up our wonderful website fixed up by David
Smith at www.care4kids.info
Dear All,
The formal confirmation and audit of our accounts is still in
progress. However, at this point, the difference between the
theoretical (what we have on paper) and the actual (what we
have/ will have plus that already distributed) is now within
4681 baht of each other. And even though there is still 682,490
baht to be collected from sponsors, auction bidders and advertisers,
we are confident that it is forthcoming.
As a result, I cannot hold this in any longer: We have not only
broken the 8 million baht barrier, but have done so comfortably
with a current actual total of 8,294,811 baht in both cash and
kind.
So it is my absolute pleasure to say once again, well done everyone!!!
Have a wonderful day!
Woody
The
Reason why Steve never smiles on the telly.
Dear
All, at the Pub.
Thanks to all branches round the compass for their support from
afar - it is much appreciated I can assure you. Greetings also
to Rick and Harpic, I really do hope it is a good game with a
happy result for the majority of Nova.
Despite repeated requests from The Management I cannot smile as
this would undo the image created after almost 30 years of abject
misery on the sidelines. I have patented the look and am waiting
for offers from various pain-killer medications for the day I
retire and can smile uncontrollably. As if!
Have fun you lot. Love to all
Mr. Happy x
"Banter
between Ian and Kim"
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Original Message -----
From: Dickson, Ian ID
To: Jameson's The Irish Pub
Sent: Monday, October 27, 2008 12:12 PM
Subject: RE: Jameson's Diary
Hi Kim
Agree they should have the money, but I struggle with 20/20
other then a little light relief.
There is no opportunity to build an innings or to pressure the
batsman into a false shot with a variety of guile and deception.
Some of the best grade / shield and test matches I have seen
have featured suspense and the game progressively unwinding
as it ebbs and flows.
Not sure where this is heading is really positive for the game.
Starting to see the big name / big money players like Symonds
not being so fussed with cricket as having fun.
Pats family are here from Sunday for 3 weeks - boozing and travel
but not in that order.
Kind Regards to all at Jamesons
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From:
Jameson's The Irish Pub [mailto:info@jamesons-pattaya.com]
Sent: Monday, 27 October 2008 3:14 PM
To: Dickson, Ian ID
Subject: Re: Jameson's Diary
Sadly, this
20/20 multi million pound games all start at 4 in the morning
here. I know a lot of people think it's criminal, but why shouldn't
the guys get a few quid, and I love watching any form of the
sport.
It is nice to hear from you, and hear all is well, keep in touch,
and keep an eye on the diary, and you will see that things have
not changed much!
Lots and lots of love to Pat from me and everybody else, Kim
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Original Message -----
From: Dickson, Ian ID
To: Jameson's The Irish Pub
Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2008 4:35 AM
Subject: RE: Jameson's Diary
Pretty poor
effort - why would you set out aggressively chasing 515 on the
second last day of an Indian test?
No wonder we drink.
Could an Ashes series end up so drawn that it is decided alphabetically?
Regards
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From:
Jameson's The Irish Pub [mailto:info@jamesons-pattaya.com]
Sent: Tuesday, 21 October 2008 5:52 PM
To: Dickson, Ian ID
Subject: Re: Jameson's Diary
Don't have
time to reply at the moment. Laughing too hard. Kim
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Original Message -----
From: Dickson, Ian ID
To: Jameson's The Irish Pub
Sent: Thursday, October 16, 2008 12:55 PM
Subject: RE: Jameson's Diary
Hi Kim
Thanks for the SMS - a little busy between travel and home to
reply.
Agree - Watson hits well and scores well in the shorter forms,
but yet to prove he can bat in the test arena under pressure.
But he did bowl well in the first innings.
Thought Australia were surprsingly competitive in the first
test. We don't have a good track record in India even with the
better sides we had in the past 5-10 years.
But I guess any day Ponting and Hussey score centuries, your
batting will be competitive.
Bowlers did very well in the the first innings to restrict India,
but will struggle throughout the series to bowl India out twice.
I think Harbeshan and Khan holding out so comfortably indicates
we lack variety and expertise to trouble them.
With the retirement of Magill, we have very poor spinning stocks
and no plan for the future.
Agree Warne would be an option for the next Ashes tour (on form)
but very solid pushback from Ponting and the test leadership
squad.
Almost a reluctance to consider if he wanted to play (which
to date he has denied).
How have you been?
Pat & I are well - very busy at work and home getting organised
for Pat's two sister's arriving 1st Nov with family for 3 weeks.
Should be good fun - house is now full of alcohol in anticipation
of demand going up steeply.
Still making outlandish predictions of England's cricket future?
Is the tourist trade dropping off in the face of crisis in the
world economy or is business up as people drop in to drown there
sorrows?
Richard and MAggie are talking of droppoing in next year - will
be lovely to see them both.
Has Graham slashed his wrists yet or is he pushing the line
of investing now to gain oon the rebound?
Take care
Pat & Ian
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From:
Jameson's The Irish Pub [mailto:info@jamesons-pattaya.com]
Sent: Saturday, 11 October 2008 1:50 AM
To: Mike Franklin
Subject: Jameson's Diary
Dear
all,
For new diary and sport events this weekend please look up at
http://www.jamesons-pattaya.com/diary_current.htm
See you at the bar,
Kim
Cheers,
see you at the Bar Kim
landlord@jamesons-pattaya.com